I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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gaypee:

gaypee:

hi im at work and i hate life 👀

nvm a vulture flew into the store i love life image

I think [Danny] figured it out a long, long, long time ago. And was like “I’M NOT TOUCHING THAT - Keahu Kahuanui [x]
Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

dorkery:

misandry-mermaid:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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but wait there’s moreimage

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from (x)

"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!

no no no

the COFFEE one

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.


“It’s weird how something so simple represents so much.”

“It’s weird how something so simple represents so much.”

leawrences:

DIE MANNSCHAFT - FIFA WORLD CUP CHAMPION 2014

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